", "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. ", "And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen", "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-", "Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit (sobbing)", "Everyone thinks I'm God damn it (weeping)", "Any one of you (belches) Everyone, damn it (sobs)", "Gonna take down to the pain train station in train town", "And that's what ya' get for touching that! Robin: Tell yer grandpappy Merasmus he's next, ye silver-haired chump! Now come on out so we can. This is a reference to the Training new players are encouraged to go through when they first launch the game, which includes two portions for Soldier. ", "Stand back and watch how it's done, lads! Ullapool is a small town in the Scottish Highlands. If he is being flipped, the Demoman performs a somersault in mid-air. There are many sources, including games, movies, and music; even jokes that have developed within the game and its community have been included. ", "EVERYBODY! This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. ", "Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for, "Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood! "Bloody Mary" was the nickname given to Queen Mary I of England due to the hundreds of religious dissenters she had burnt alive. ", "Any of you think yer better 'n me, you're gon' have another thing", "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. ", "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. Soldier: Time to inform your next of kin! There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.". ], Demoman: "I got a manky eye. In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". ", "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. I'm a grim bloody fable, wit' an unhappy bloody end!" Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen. ", "I feel like every bone in me body's broke! By the official bird of Livi, Montana! ", "I came here to kick arse and have two eyes! You're starving? Although even the most skilled of Snipers can easily be taken down at close range, the same cannot be said for those at a distance. Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. These quotes are references to the film Highlander. ], [The Demoman dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! In Team Fortress 2, the Demoman character class wields a grenade launcher and sticky bomb launcher. The Demoman bites off the tip of a pipe grenade and dumps its contents into his mouth together with some of his scrumpy, then pulls out a lighter and spews the mix into its flame, causing a small mushroom cloud. The Ullapool Caber is a community-created melee weapon for the Demoman. Who's laughing now, wizard? In Highlander, the main character Connor McLeod speaks this line when he is possessed by the Quickening, absorbing the knowledge and power of his defeated adversary. ", Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Soldier_responses&oldid=3353607, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. For someone who is extremely sensitive about his missing eye, he gives us pretty good ones: In public servers, a Demoman can usually get away with just laying some clever traps, and may even fare well in direct combat. When he goes back up, he raises him arms for a second, then goes back to having a fist on his hip and the other swinging. ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! !" "There can be only one! In film and television, Sherlock Holmes is often depicted as wearing a similar deer-stalking hat, though he never did in any of the original novels. "Ecky thump" is a northern English phrase that is exclaimed during a moment of surprise. "Dominated! I am more proud of, "I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! With me. And I'm all out of eyes! A Michel De Montaigne I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. A narcissistic braggart with an ego the size of the Soviet Union, Scout is always ready to hype himself up with overly-inflated praises and trash-talk his enemies. "Beam me up, Scotty" is a catchphrase from Star Trek given by Captain Kirk to the operator of the Enterprise's transport system, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, when he needs to teleport back to the ship. This obviously reflects the fact that the Demoman only has one eye. ", "You will stand next to that cart or I will, "All gave some, some gave all! It is also the Demoman's birthplace. "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". The description is a reference to the phrase "I put on my robe and wizard hat", originating from an IRC discussion by a user named bloodninja which became popular on the internet. You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! Well, half out.". T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure . Since sticky-trapping practically requires the Demoman to tunnel vision, Spy can shut this down by backstabbing him while he's preoccupied (or even when they're busy looking forward to airblast stickies). ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! He is frequently referred to as the Scottish Robin Hood, and is the namesake of the Rob Roy cocktail. ", "Come on out, Merasmus! Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historic Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. I forgot you were there. I am here to take American jobs! ], [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops. ", "Do not make me kill you again, Merasmus! This taunt does not injure or kill opponents. Join Login. ", "This is my rifle, this is my gun! Hah! I'm drunk!". ", "You got the stripe, son! ", "Merasmus! The original endings were quite often far from a "happily ever after" and often quite unpleasant, as the Demoman is keen to remember. ", "Bomb head! "You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish. As a nod to the Demoman's Scottish origins, When the Demoman sets the sticky trap for BLU in the doorway, sixteen stickies are dotted around it despite the. In the film Highlander, the Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when an immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. Stop taking jobs from American ghosts! ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. "Freeeedooooom!" They got more fs uncensored than they got the likes of me. ", "Ahhh! It feels-, "You're all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!" The Scotsmann's Stagger was added to the game. In "Blood in the Water", the Demoman shows a rather contemptuous attitude towards the Sniper and his parents' lodgings. You can't see it, but I'm dropping and giving you twenty! Tweet @Portal2Sounds. (said differently than the above) - upon resurrection with a Reanimator."Freeeedooooom!" ", "What rank up gets me eye back, do you think? Zatoichi is a fictional character who appears in many Japanese films. - starting a round with the Magical Mercenary equipped. Interestingly enough, the exact words "Beam me up, Scotty" were never actually spoken on-set. I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN. My mane smells like lavender, and my horn grants wishes! The Demoman then winds up his arm twice before punching the other player's fist. Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall. Dear God, we are sorry we angered you, please stop helping the other team! The archaic spelling "cyder" is sometimes used, but as a marketing ploy rather than authentic usage. Good Snipers can easily ruin a Demo's attempts to set sticky traps or jump across the map just by quickscoping long before the Demo has time to prepare himself to counter the Sniper. All that ye awakened was me WRATH! Someone who is traitorous or unpopular is often referred to as a "Judas", after Judas Iscariot, the apostle of Jesus Christ who betrayed Him. ", "My shoulders are broad, men, but I can't fit all of you on them! But nobody got a prize but us! I was just gettin' warmed up! At 0:56, the Demoman's hand bumps into the grenade on his desk and it becomes active, then falls off the desk; however, it does not detonate. ", "I will not tolerate failure on my team. A carouser is a participant in a noisy, lively drinking party or one who consumes plentiful amounts of alcohol - this is obviously a reference to the Demoman's drinking habits. It is submitted to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice.". I'm gonna headbutt ya! ", "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! That's all I do. "There can be only one!" Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. And I win, toymaker!" If I were a bad demoman, I would be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?" Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like " (Blows up people and laughs) - There going to have to glue you back together, in Hell." Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland. 30 TF2 Demoman's Medic Quote Variations in 90 Seconds | Team Fortress 2 1,319,515 views May 31, 2020 43K Dislike Kruthal 5.47K subscribers Notice Age-restricted video (based on Community. [Quietly] "Oop, sorry, brain maggot. A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. These responses override the default responses for that category. There are many unicorns like me, but, "I am the prettiest unicorn! [Quietly] "It's just a metaphor, brain maggot. All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Demoman taunts page along with a description of the animation. ", [questioning, hopeful and pleased grunts with a laugh], https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_taunts&oldid=3375898, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls, The Demoman does a pelvic thrust and shouts. I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut! Hup, hup, hup yap! ", "I had me good eye on you the whole time! Someone, take out me other eye! This does not include voice responses or voice commands . The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. The Drunken Sailor was added to the game. And now comes to my miscellaneous replies to some of your arguments. Finally, if combined with a shield or Kritzkreig Medic, the caber can crit, dealing up to 390 damage in one hit. When working on explosives, one should preferably have two eyes and be sober. The Scottish Resistance can guard multiple entry points to make approaching always unsafe, set up and manage distinct sticky traps, disarm enemy Demomen's stickies, or even just for direct combat if they are very good with predicting their target's movements. ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. This taunt is a reference to the belief that a "true Scotsman" wears nothing beneath his kilt. "Watch out, lads! Let's go cause some more trouble! Evidence of its existence is largely anecdotal, with minimal, and much disputed, photographic material and sonar readings, as there has not been any physical evidence uncovered as of 2012. After the enemy Medic and his principal buddy, Demo is likely one of the most important targets for a Spy to take out if they're even halfway decent. from dankmemes. ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! It's wee. Someone, take out me other eye! It is impossible for us to lose! ", "Let's show these muffin-tops what the wrong end of a rocket launcher looks like! Note that Voice Menu 3 does not display in the chat window except for "Help!". It is pronounced similarly to "lock", but the "k" is softened. That's right, whoo! The Demoman goes through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation. "Back from the dead and reporting for duty! ", "I am going to kill you, Merasmus! Update. They gave a lot! Put them in a tub with scented candles. Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell! ", [The Demoman knocks a grenade off the table, arming it in the process (it begins to blink). Can be invoked with the Sticky Jumper, a sticky bomb gun which does absolutely, Even Demoknights can get in on the action by ", Miss Pauling almost always shortens it, and. And I am most proud of, "Let's kick this robot's ass back to the Bronze Age!". This is a reference to Scottish actor Sean Connery who portrayed, among other characters, James Bond, the famous spy. (belches) "Everyone, damn it" (sobs), "It's on! I have favorite lines from other classes, too: With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Tf2 animated GIFs to your conversations. ], [The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him. Feet up, feet up, feet up! Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! The Demoman falls onto a folding chair and proceeds to take sips from a booze flask, occasionally saying some drunken lines. ", "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield! ", "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face, "They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can! The Demoman gestures towards his head and then performs a head butt with another player. I've got your body! Pepper fie. Thankfully, playing as Demoknight can make dealing with Spy a little easier (especially if it's one that relies on their knife), since it's much easier to chase after and whale on them with a. It's a wee head" [fades], "Yer wicked! ", "I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts. In the play, Macbeth's wife is only ever referred to as "Lady Macbeth". In-game, the Demoman is a highly versatile class that fares well at close-to-medium range with attacks that deal area of effect damage. ", "(Unintelligible Muttering) I love you, man", "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spent Well Spirits, and Oblooterated taunts. However the original taunt on the Steam Workshop had Demoman playing them extremely well. [Fades], "Dominated, candy pants! If you enjoyed this episode,. You are all bleeders. Talk about sneaky AF! ", https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_voice_commands&oldid=3335424, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. Popular Original Order Random. Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended - YouTube 0:00 / 15:04 Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended Adon Trowbridge 2.34K subscribers 1.1K 92K views 9 years ago This is the theme for the. [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. The Demoman spins around, thumps his chest twice, and makes a V-Sign with his fingers. ", "This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is, "You will not turn my battlefield into a campground. - after a decapitation kill. He's very well-mannered when Miss Pauling visits him in WAR!, and he's capable enough to simultaneously tackle being a globetrotting mercenary in addition to two other unknown jobs, all for his mum. Woh, hup sti'that! This page was last edited on 15 November 2020, at 02:31. Jesus never lost! This is a reference to "Tam o' Shanter", a poem written by the Scottish poet Robert Burns in 1790. The "half" part of the name comes from the fact that the Demoman is only blind in one eye. The Demoman takes out a staff with a skull on its top and a tag reading "99". ", "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" ", "Oh, it's a tie, is it? [sotto voce] I do like you, it's just for show. Trainspotting is an iconic 1996 film set in Edinburgh, Scotland. ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants! Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. ", "You kids today don't know how to dominate. In "Expiration Date," he gets a fork launched into his eyesocket. A nine iron is a type of golf club. The entire idea of the Demoknight. (said differently than the above two) - while head-butting during the Skullcracker taunt. ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. From being scared! This is a reference to The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond, a well-known traditional Scottish song published in 1841. Hah hah ha! "I came here to kick ass and have two eyes! Shulk: Dominated, Monado bastard! It's on like--!" He says one of the following: The Demoman pulls out a set of bagpipes and plays them while dancing. Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! ", "I've a bomb with each and every one of their names on it! ", "If there is one thing I hate more than losing, it is tying! I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses! There's a new angel in heaven "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby? Airblast applies a debuff on all classes that makes airstrafing extremely hard, allowing the Pyro to effectively take a portion of your movement by pressing 1 button. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Quote: Who: Portal 2 Portal 2 DLC Portal 2 PTI Portal 2 Music Portal 1 Portal 1 Music Team Fortress 2 TF2 Music. A private reserve is a set of bottles generally of higher quality set aside by the manufacturer of alcohol to sell for special occasions. The Demoman raises his right hand and points at it with his left hand while saying: The Demoman puts his right fist on his hip while bending his knees and kicking from side to side, swinging his left fist from side to side in front of him. You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! When Miss Pauling lies to him about Soldier's betrayal of their. Duck Hunt: Maybe next time I miss me shot, you'll shut yer trap! Mature articles are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older. The entire idea of the Demoman. ", "I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume. "This is my world. 1. So! Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historical Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. The Highlanders were famous for their charges. Like +1. Share them . ", "I love your death, cyclops; your death is. ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. ", "It is a full moon! "Dominated! When played well, his trap laying and insane damage output make him possibly the most powerful unit on the field because of his area denial abilities for instance, at mid on Badlands, if a Demoman can arrive fast enough, he can set traps all about the enemy's side and also fire grenades behind the enemy Medic. "Loose cannon" is a term for a person who has little to no self-control. He jumps from side to side, but, The Demoman summons a guitar and plays an. ", "You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! His secondary slot is occupied by a stickybomb launcher, meaning he can lay down an explosive trap and make them explode at the same time. ", [Slurred] "Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with your tickets (laughs, falls asleep, then wakes up) Wha-?"